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Wanted: The Jackal

Monday, May 10th, 2010

I am paying $1M (USD) for the head of a Seattle-based vampire, colloquially known as “The Jackal.”  This bloodsucker has been a thorn in my side for years.  He tends to prey on young, college-aged women.

Proof of deed is necessary.

Reply below if you succeed.

House in Arkam

Saturday, April 18th, 2009

Just saw a house collapsed in Arkham, MA.  From the looks of it, all of the debris fell inward, as if it was pulled onto itself.  Mages?

EDIT: Just found an excerpt from the Arkham Advertiser:

“(Arkham, MA) Local authorities have declared Thursday’s housing collapse on E. Main St. a work of negligence after 48 hours investigation.  “Damage to the internal structure was to blame,” explains fire chief Thomas Roach.  “A load-bearing wall shows signs of fracturing and mold.”

This doesn’t explain how the furnace landed on top of the fridge (see the pic I found of the scene).

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